portals

two nights ago i was watching tv with mummy n sis (surprisingly i was home early,jarang2 itu jo). we were watching a cooking show, and while watching, i chuckled on my little inside joke. trus mummy tgk me, heran. "ayang ketawa kenapa?". i know, 99.9% she's already actually sure what i'm laughing at -- myself. "mummy nda tau la kalau ayang len kali macam mana, kapisan la laki mu nda makan ahh. njaang nasi (masak nasi) pun kala-kala kaas (keras), ani kan lagi masak yang macam alam tv ani. hidih. jaga ko laki mu aie lain, kapisan nda makan."

yes, mummy is always right. she knows i chuckled at myself thinking that i dunno how to cook. but to my defense, saya itu ada ok dalam memasak nasi, okay? cuma mummy ada taste tersendiri yang susah mau di fahami kalau dalam ketepatan lembut/keras nasi. half whispering, i said "mum...kalau masak bubur cemana?"

i guess that boiled my mum! (no pun intended)
she looked at me and said...."nasib la ayang pandai mengaji, kalau nda, 3000 pun mummy malu mo minta" hidihhhhhhhhhhhhh nda ulah juwa jemu..

so, sejajar dgn itu, me n ren (we should go hunting together) i think kami perlu tgk2 buku di pops untuk ajar2 kami masakan gulai masak lemak or whatever. permintaan perut lelaki extreme n mengada2,okayyy. len kali i bagi makan telur n hotdog ja baru tak tauuuuu. confirm 3 bulan lepas tu turun naik court huhuhu

kalau dulu yang penting itu adalah STATUS QUO (menyesal i blogged about status quo, now semua org tau n mau pertahankan status quo masing2) now kita ada benda baru yang equally important which is PORTALS. so since somebody "somebody" closed their portal -- and i closed half of mine already -- i think me and that girl yang sudah "taken" di RHB should join a new portal yang saya baru buka di DBKK. okay mereka adalah hot,okay? girl! cari kasut sukan ko! we're going to practise badminton like champions baru boleh ajak org hehehehehe

BUKA PORTAL GITUEEEE

p/s: people shud be more appreciative, because, saya bukan hati batu okayyy...BAC grrrrrrrr