guess

***this is a flashback story***

mom : wah, so nice ah ur guess bag. brapa la harga nya?

me : mmm...ada jua la...

mom : au, ada tu bana. busin2...

me : nda jua...around 3

mom : 3 what? hundred? *mata membulat besar*

--silent--

she called my dad...

mom : 3ratus plus plus. CAN U IMAGINE THAT?

me : dad, it's like 'GUESS what daddy i have money'

mom : more like 'GUESS what, it's very expensive'

DAD : MORE LIKE 'GUESS WHAT? U AIN'T GONNA GET NO RAISE NEXT MONTH'

checkmate!